A typical day for Josh Dura (a madlib meme)

Posted on Monday, June 13, 2005 in the Personal category.

First off, special thanks for Jeff for this…. ummm… unique meme :) Now, onto the insaneness…

On a typical day I wake up, wash the syrup from my pinky toe and put on my garter belt. I say goodbye to Jakob Neilsen and I unicycle to Slingshot where I am a Flash Developer. I feel overly anxious about what I do, sure I’d rather be a professional hockey player in Manitoba, but this pays the bills and buys me lots of Hot Tamales that I can scarf down. My morning is pretty nonchalant. Aside from my 25 trips to the bathroom to pluck my eyebrows and my naughty encounter with Abel Rios it’s just the same every day.

I break for lunch and draw with Colby Grenier over a gargantuan plate of magic mushrooms. A quick jaunt to the hockey rink to play video games with Sam Robbins, who’s a total loser at hockey, and it’s back to the grind, until 9pm when I jump in my totally sweet maroon Honda Accord and head for home.

My evening is spent playing Battlefield 2 (or poker) and listening to Revis while skipping around my office wishing I was Daniel Negreanu and drinking all sorts of Bawls (*barf). Then it’s off to bed where I dream of tulips and Natalie Portman in cowboy boots and a smile.

Passing onto…

Jeremy Flint
Todd Dominey
Sam Robbins
Condeleeza Rice (because Jared said “it’s the cool thing to do!”)